(Originally posted at The League of Extraordinary Writers)
I’m off to the oral surgeon today. One of my molars has been missing for six years, but until I got my first royalty check in February, I had lacked the funds to replace it. I’m told they’re going to drill a hole in my bone and jam a titanium screw into the hole. I can’t say I’m looking forward to that, but it’ll be nice to have all my teeth again. Maybe I’ll have Alex and Darla engraved on it, like this guy did:
Or maybe an ASHFALL cover would look better? I could put my two two books side-by-side like this on the new tooth and the one next to it:
I got this lovely screen printed cake at Appoquinimink High School, and if they can screen print cakes, why not teeth, right?
On second thought, maybe I’ll just settle for naming my new tooth. It’ll be named ASHFALL, of course.